雷客

首先介绍背景，今天小猫听说有个全球聊天的很好玩。。就跑到此网站去玩，http://omegle.com/
这 个网站是随机选在线的人和你聊天，对方是全球各地的陌生人，有人给我说上面中国人很多，我就发了一个国人通用暗号。。。spring brother real man，结果，雷人的事发生了。。日本人居然仅凭我的这中国式英语，找到了春哥！春哥的教义已经宣传到了日本了！
聊天记录如下。我的E文现在已经退化到了初中以下水平，勿怪。。。各位看官凑合着看。。
而且日本佬还爆了个猛料。。。兰兰没死。。在美国。。。
You: spring brother real man
Stranger: yes
Stranger: jap
Stranger: and you?
You: chinese
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i like china
You: japan ?
Stranger: yes
You: u really like china?
Stranger: yes
You: i know many people hate china in japan
Stranger: do you like japan?
Stranger: no you r wrong
You: m.....i like japan 's av..
Stranger: many people hate china but many pepole like china
Stranger: av?sexy movise?
You: ye .
You: right
Stranger: spring brother who?
You: aha. ..you wont understand
Stranger: a man?
Stranger: super
You: may be ..her is a girl but like a man
Stranger: real man? a girl?
Stranger: wow?
Stranger: so
Stranger: hard
You: haha
Stranger: he has penis?
You: no
You: he like Stallone
Stranger: oh i found it in internet
Stranger: lee-yu-cunn
Stranger: right?
Stranger: a girl.
Stranger: like a boy
Stranger: ?
You: oH...
You: you are so great ..
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: do you like AV
You: ye..
Stranger: who?
Stranger: girl or man?
You: i wacth wutenglan from i was a child
Stranger: 冈本れいな?
Stranger: wutenglan?
You: 武藤兰
Stranger: oh i see
You: i dont know hao to ..say it
Stranger: dead
You: ye ye
Stranger: 武藤兰
Stranger: not dead
Stranger: in usa
Stranger: all japese know!
You: really?
Stranger: ture!
Stranger: i leave..
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: bye
You: bye..
Stranger: she is a mother now
You: good news.